To Inspect, or to…Not
So I recently bought a dream interpretation book, but I haven’t found it very useful. All the advice is very vague, and it’s almost like […]
Month: January 2017
Can buyers advocate deal with a haunted house?
As a purveyor of all glorious dark things, I think it’s about time I got myself just the right house in which to put them. […]
Dark Future Dreams of Flooding?
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a bit of a fortune teller myself. I even enrolled in Madame Mystique’s School for Future Sight and […]
From Tennis Nets to Tennis Champion?
I have a bit of a problem. I know you must get that a lot, but this isn’t your average, everyday run-of-the-mill problem that troubles […]
The scaffolding is still up!
It has been forty two days. That’s right, there’s been mobile scaffolding up around the apartments next door for months now. I’ve been counting the […]
Melbourne is Hot, And Other Things
Hey Fam, Melbourne is hot. Like, ridiculously hot, like I’ve been dropped in a slow cooker. I know it can get toasty in Toronto during […]
Flooding at Christmas: Not Normal?
Hello, family. I suppose I should tell you about Australia and how wonderful it is, but I’m afraid you taught me to be honest and […]