My flowers make me popular
They all think I’m gone. Well, Irma the Flower Queen is back, and she’s taking back her throne! It just got so terribly tired of […]
Month: September 2016
Generation of computer nerds
I’m seventeen, but I’m not like all those other seventeen-year-olds. No, yuck. I can sit on the bus for a full 25 minutes and not […]
Buying up function rooms
Every now and then, I like to make my employees feel special. Not just special…appreciated. Because they work so hard, sacrifice so much, suffer penalties […]
Flowers are a serious business
You wouldn’t think there was such a thing as a flower exam. Well, you’d be dead wrong. If I want to make it into the […]
Technology Dissertation
Dissertation: a piece of writing designed to drain your soul of all joy and plunge you into an endless cycle of regret and paranoia that […]
Surrounded at the party venue
I hear a lot of people say that they’re kid magnets. As soon as they step in the room at their family gathering , or […]